So much drama, oh!
Mothers and money and things…
Baaaaaaaaaaaates!
necklines and shoulders
shiny, swooping, graceful lines
GIVE ME YOUR WARDROBE
I think we all know
It really just comes down to
Watching Maggie Smith
Really now, come on
What kind of person puts soap
Under pregnant feet
Bye Lady Sybil
You’re now an Irish Man’s wife
Time to get pregnant
Such an irritant
The jarring sound of her words
Just shut up, Cora
Back in season 1
Mary screwed a Turkish man
Her name is tarnished
Dowager Countess
That’s five syllables right there
Haikus must happen



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