Downton Abbey Haikus

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So much drama, oh!
Mothers and money and things…
Baaaaaaaaaaaates!

necklines and shoulders
shiny, swooping, graceful lines
GIVE ME YOUR WARDROBE

I think we all know
It really just comes down to
Watching Maggie Smith

Really now, come on
What kind of person puts soap
Under pregnant feet

Bye Lady Sybil
You’re now an Irish Man’s wife
Time to get pregnant

Such an irritant
The jarring sound of her words
Just shut up, Cora

Back in season 1
Mary screwed a Turkish man
Her name is tarnished

Dowager Countess
That’s five syllables right there
Haikus must happen